Okay if I was still s a d about any dude, this new Beyoncé has slapped that shit clean out of me.
the fact that beyonce is singing about jay cumming on her dress while they’re fucking in a limo lets me know that this whole album is absolute perfection and nothing less than iconic.
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
- Me: Tell me who you hate on [redacted website] so I can hate them too.
- L: The list of people I do not hate is less time consuming.
"Man, I can’t sleep" —> "I mean, I have to and I’m going to" —> "It’s just that I might need a forkful of pork fried rice first…"